Holiday Travel = The Worst

I'm Back!

Finally after a crazy couple of flights I am home safe and sound. A cancelation and a reroute can't stop me! But apparently it can stop my luggage and it's been 4 days and counting and I still do not have it. Apparently they flew it to San Fran (i don't live there) and now it's MIA.

Just fuqing perfect.

So I'm without my clothes, my x-mas gifts and pretty much my entire life minus my phone. Cool. Not. I'm so pissed off and can't do anything about it.

He gets it.

I hate you United Airlines, you keep transferring me to someone in India and no fault to them but they haven't been the least bit helpful and I promise I will not fly United if I can help it.

I hate you and all of your stupid smiley stewardesses and I hate that you only offer soda, coffee and tea on your flights would it kill ya to hand out some peanuts and how I have to pay to watch the stupid little tv you have on all the backs of the seats but if I don't you just throw commercials at me on repeat that are not at all applicable to my life and I hate that I had to pay to check my one and only bag that you LOST anyway and now you're telling me you can't find it and that the file reference number YOU gave me is not in the system so I have to be transferred to make a new missing luggage claim for the 4th CONSECUTIVE DAY and I hate you for saying that it might be in San Francisco or in Sacramento but not at my ending destination of Medford since that's the closest place and that's the most logical place but no that's way too fuqing easy I hate you for not letting my relax during my fuqing well deserved supposedly stress-free winter break with my family but I don't even have my christmas pj's to relax in because they're in the suitcase that you LOST!

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I HATE YOU, UNITED!!!! I hope someone who works for United reads this because I'm starting to realize why Southwest is the best airline to go through. Because this shit is getting old real fast. I want everyone to know that they SUCK!
SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK I HATE UNITED THEY SUCK

If they just tried to care a little bit I wouldn't be so mad. I know I'm not the only one who's lost luggage. And it's the holidays and bad weather screws things up all the time. But come on…I have to file a different report every gosh dam day and still no one knows what the FUQ is going on?!? I just want to make sure I get my gifts for my friends and family. Is that so much to ask?

In other news, I got that A in my accounting class. I ended up getting 2 B's and 1 A in my first semester of grad school. Attaining my MBA no less while working well over 20hours a week. Not too bad for a 3.33. I'd love to take more time to celebrate but I just got off the phone again with the United people who know and do absolutely nothing and my energy and joy just gets sucked right out of me. 

Happy flipping holidays. 

To be continued.