Just a Quickee

Hi there,

Just a really short blog update today but it was too funny, too good not to share.

Well 3 things.

1: Overheard today: Girl A- So, like, I mean, he was nice today. Like an angel. I don't get it.
Girl B- *GASP* What?! No way! Why??
Girl A- Ya way! And idk. Like, I just asked if he would be around and I figured, like, I wouldn't like get a text back.
Girl B-And…he did?
Girl A- Ya! He texted back saying he was busy then but planned on grabbing lunch and would meet up after. And then-
Girl B- Stopppp.
Girl A- Wait! It get's better! And THEN he asked if I wanted anything!
Girl B- Shut up!!!
Girl A- YA! So I'm thinking it has to be like 1 of 3 things.
Girl B- That's so weird! Wait what?
Girl A- I know, right? So weird, but ya, like 1 of 3 deals. 1, he got some and so that made him happy.
Girl B- Oh you think with-
Girl A- not going there, but maybe. 2, he fuq-ed up real bad. Like real real bad and he's trying to make up for it.
Girl B- Ooooooohhh
Girl A- but like he didn't say anything about that. so maybe not. like no idea. or 3, he's just having an off day. like, you know, had good news or like i don't know something. Like I don't know. It could be any of those things. Like any.
Girl B- Do you think he'll stay this way?
Girl A- I sure hope so. Whatever you're doing, like, keep doing it. It's so bizarre. Like, I just can't…
Girl B- Mmm, ya that's so weird. Maybe he did get with that one girl.
Girl A- I like didn't know how to respond and like all day, he was just so nice. It was great but really weird.

And then I couldn't hear any more.

HILARIOUS. I loved her 3 reasons. And I don't know who this guy was to her, I'm thinking a boss or coworker but it was soooo hard not to start crying from laughing.

2.
*disclaimer! No actual threats were made in this story.

My staff and I are holding training for the bball refs again, to prepare for playoffs, just get better etc. We held it on Sunday and had a very dismal showing. I was PISSED. I had told them all with plenty of notice and I had more sups than refs. Livid is putting it lightly. Luckily, my boss was there and helped me out. I could barely talk I was so mad so he jumped in and salvaged it. I got to work on that, that is for sure, but it turned out to not be that bad.

But now we are holding more trainings for those who missed because they aren't getting out of this one. So I normally send mass texts to my sups asking for help because that's the best way to get their attention. Here ensued another hilarious convo-

Me- Hey guys, we're holding another training since the last one was less than stellar so if anyone can help that'd be great.
Sup1: Sure deal boss, I'm down to drop a knowledge bomb.

(I ignore this, I work with 18-22year olds maturity isn't always our strong suit)

Sup2: Dude, we did learn how to respond to an active shooter in training, you better think twice about making threats like that, or we'll take you out, we're trained.

(we really did have training on what to do if there is a shooter on campus. the cop did say that if you felt you could take him down, do it. But Sup1 couldn't hurt a fly let alone make such a threat nor any of my sups*)

Sup3: You'll lose that battle 9 out of 10 times, bro. Fact.
Sup1: Oh really. And can you verify those facts hmmm?? dude???
more sarcastic banter back and forth….

There you have it ladies and gentleman, these are the people that I HAVE to claim as my staff, my pride and joy, my underlings.

This is what I deal with everyday. Never ever a dull moment. Good thing laughing is one of my favorite things to do.

3. I'm headed to Columbus, OH to spend my weekend with some cousins. So I'll be spending my Valentine's Day in a 4th grade classroom handing out valentine cookies, and stickers and playing musical chairs with a bunch of sugar-high 10year olds (my cousin's kids are that age) I couldn't think of a better way to spend it right now.
Sorry boys, I know I'm disappointing a lot of you by not being around, don't bother getting those roses or chocolates...maybe next year.
(JOKES #foreveralone)

To Be Continued!